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Wilton Lewis Felder was an American saxophone and bass player, and is best known as a founding member of the Jazz Crusaders, later known as the Crusaders. Felder played bass on the Jackson 5's hits \"I Want You Back\"(1969) and \"ABC\" (1970) and on Marvin Gaye's \"Let's Get It On\"(1973).
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Fred J. Mann was an American center fielder in Major League Baseball for six seasons, and played for five different teams.
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